This ummmmmm lady Stacy Elizabeth Beshear has been arrested for stalking Lakers PF Luke Walton. Here is a quote from Luke.
It's bananas. I'll be going to sleep at night and just randomly look out the window. Just to check. Just because. She has been out there at 12:30, 1:30 in the morning. She would park outside my house for hours and hours.
I would drive out, and I would see her peeking through. It would suck, because I know I'm leaving my home, and I know she's still there. What am I supposed to do? Is she planning on breaking in? Am I going to come home one day and she's sleeping in my bed? Is she going to steal my dog?
Being a BonaFide Sports Expert I have had to deal with my fair share of females stalkers and I must say none have been as unique looking as this young lady. I will be honest I just assumed a female stalker of one of the Lakers would at least be mildly attractive.
I get the feeling is the woman's face didn't look like it had been ran over by a tractor Luke would have been a little more forgiving about her showing up outside his house in the middle of the night.
The stalker has been arrested and Luke and his dog can now sleep safely at night again.
that is an ugly hoe
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She is hoooooorrrrrrrrrrribbbbble
Daaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaamn that is messed up
i think luke needs to concentrate on his game and leave the pigs alone
i think luke needs to concentrate on his game and leave the pigs alone
I can use her face to bank my hook shots off of in practice. Phil, sell her on the "Zen" of how instrumental her face will be in us winning a Championship.
id tap that ass ;)
ha ha ha! wow! luke, we all know that you are looking for that special girl but, babe you shouldnt look for them in tralier parks.anyway you did a great job with handling it like a champ. but coach is right get you head in the game and dont worry about the girls soon there will be toomany to count sitting in there cars watching you. lol
take us all the way guys -
Everyone is right Luke. Just Keep your head in the game and in the end your reward will be huge. You will find your Future spouse some day. She will hopefully get the help she needs.