1- Kurt where was Jesus when you were with the Giants?
2- Anquan if you face caught on fire would you look like the Terminator underneath?
3- Mike Tomlin what was it like kissing 13 from House?
4- Troy that ain't nothing but an Ultra Perm.
5- Ben how quickly did it take you to get from the plane to the nearest all you can eat buffet in Tampa?
6- Kurt did your wife go to the same plastic surgeon as Lil Kim?
7- Fast Willie Parker are you related to Slow Hines Ward?
8- Edge are you still waiting on your bailout package from the Cardinals?
9- Ryan Clark are you still in possession of Willis Mcgahee's soul?
10- To the entire Arizona Cardinals team from the New England Patriots screw you!!!
ROBERT LITTAL'S 5 REASONS SUPER BOWL WILL DEBUT THURSDAY!!!
Written By BonaFide Sports Expert Robert Littal
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1. Jesus was busy clearing out his voicemail box.
2. Anquan ain't the Terminator, the db that put that hit on him is the terminator.
3. Come on now, everyone knows about black NFL players and white women! Now coaches are are getting in on it.
4. Troy thinks his strength is in his hair. Maybe he should grow more hair?
5. Ben don't know but he did beat Lendale White to the buffet table.
6. No. Mrs. Warner went to the same guy that did the upholstery in Nelly's car.
7. Yes. Currently Ward is lobbying with the commissioner to allow old slow receivers to ride Segues on deep routes.
8. Yes. Edge is currently working with the guys from GM and the Lehman Bros. to learn to how to beg.
9. Yes.
10. Is that even a question ?
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