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The Jabbawockeez UnMasked!!! Plus What is Up With D Wade's Band-Aid??

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I am now a big fan of the The Jabbawockeez after they got down with Shaq Diesel over NBA All-Star weekend. So when I got this picture from the people in charge of the "What G?" campaign from Gatorade (by the way go to MissionG.com for more details about the "What's G?") with the Jabba boys unmasked and D Wade I thought you would enjoy it.

Ironically one of the biggest questions I received over All-Star weekend was:

"What is up with D Wade and the Band-Aid?"

Now the official politically correct answer is that Wade was elbowed below on the left eye by Juwan Howard and needed six stitches to close the gash. So he decided to wear designer band-aids to cover up the stitches.

Of course I am not much for the politically correct way of thinking and here is what I think is going on. Wade was brainwashed into thinking it was 2002 and he was the reincarnation of Saint Louis Rapper Nelly:

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Think about it they both allegedly got stitches and needed a band aid to cover it up. They both allegedly played a little "Bed Gammon" with Gabrielle Union (maybe I should get elbowed so I can get a band-aid so Gabrielle will holla at me).

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Lastly they both played the #3 when it came to popularity in their craft (Wade in the shadow of Lebron and Kobe and Nelly in the shadow of 50 Cent and Eminem).

You know you are feeling me. I know you are. Unfortunately for D Wade this is 2009 so unless he is going to bring back the Reebok Pump and High Top Fades he needs to let the band-aid fad go.

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7 Comments

Are the Asian?

He is a biter

the jabbawockeez are filipino.

I think they should make wade band-aids

the jabbas are filipino, vietnamese, afraican american and mexican.

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This page contains a single entry by BonaFide Sports Expert Robert Littal published on February 16, 2009 9:02 PM.

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