If you have been following me on Twitter (http://www.twitter.com/BlkSportsOnline) you know this article is way past due, but better late than never, so let's get to it.
It all started with Adam, no not Adam Vinatieri, but the original Adam that we were all spawned from.
Adam had a good life. He was chilling playing spades with God, fishing all day, racing the bunnies and what not. But because they didn't have Xbox360s and the internet back then Adam became bored.
So he went to God and was like:
"Pops you need to hook a brother up because I am tired of playing with these rabbits and elephants"
God whose "Pimp Focus" is always on point was like:
"You know something Adam you are my first born so I am going to hook you up with the original Supermodel and all I ask is you see that tree over there. Just stay away from it. It has some hood rats in it and I don't want you to be corrupted."
Adam agreed, he got the first Supermodel and her name was Eve.
Eve was fine so her and Adam were playing "Bed Gammon" constantly and in the beginning it was pretty clear that Adam was the "big dog" of the relationship.
But then Eve started something that women would do for the next million years.
She started to nag.
Eve wanted to go to the "hood". She wanted to hang out by the "gangster" tree. Adam was like:
"Nawwwwwwwwwwwwwwww we good."
But then Eve whisper something in Adam's ear about strawberries, a rope and some ML (if you can't figure it out my bad it is a family site). Next thing you know Adam was chomping on apples and our ability to walk around naked was forever lost.
What does this all have to do with Tom Brady?
Tom Brady was Adam back in the day. Just a lowly 6th round draft pick who was suppose to "Fade to Bolivia" with Mike Tyson. But because of some unusual circumstances he became this mega star.
The New England Patriots were always an interesting story to me in the fact that they started out as the lovable underdog (in 2001 against the Rams) and then became the hated Juggernaut (in 2007 against the Giants). In those six years Tom Brady went from nobody to US Weekly.
But as you all know I am a big believer in Karma. Karma caught up to the Patriots (see Spygate and losing their undefeated season in the Super Bowl to the Giants) and now I believe Karma is catching up to Tom Brady.
For the record I don't think Tom Brady is a bad guy. From everything I have gather he is a very nice guy, but what comes up must come down. Tom Brady's legend was built off the fact that he wasn't a superstar. He wasn't a 1st round draft pick. He was an afterthought. When he took over for Drew Bledsoe unless you were a fan of the Big Ten you probably never even heard of him and even if you had you were probably thinking to yourself:
"This is the guy who had to share time with Drew Henson at Michigan."
Yes that Drew Henson. Everything that happen from that point on was like a bad Lifetime movie. But then something changed. Tom Brady went Hollywood.
Some players are destine to be Hollywood. Deion Sanders, T.O., Warren Sapp, Chad Johnson and etc are built for the cameras. You never got the feeling Brady was like that. He was more of a hang out with the fellas type, but that all change when he knocked up model Bridget Moynahan.
Athletes date models all the time and accidently getting one knocked up isn't the biggest thing in the world. Dwight Howard knocked up a cheerleader and he had sworn he wasn't going to have sex until he got married. So that in itself wasn't a big deal, but what Brady did afterwards is what changed everything.
Everyone knows the Beyonce song "Upgrade U". Tom took that to another level breaking up with his pregnant girlfriend (who didn't know she was pregnant at the time) and upgrading to a better model (you love the play on words don't you). That model was Gisele Bundchen.
Ironically their relationship started in 2007. The same year the Patriots went 18-0 and lost in the Super Bowl. They announced their engagement before the 2008 season. The same year Brady's knee exploded like a weapon of mass destruction the first week of the season. During the season Brady and Bundchen got married all the while complications from his knee surgery had people wondering if he would be able to play up to level to his pre-injury level.
Starting to see a pattern here?
But even with all of that said it wasn't until this past incident that I truly knew that we will never see the Tom Brady circa 2001-07 ever again.
While having a 2nd wedding ceremony Costa Rica gunfire rang out after the ceremony. Here are the details provided by the AP:
Bodyguards for Tom Brady and Gisele Bundchen opened fire on photographers at the couple's second wedding outside the model's home in Costa Rica early Saturday evening.
No one was injured, but a bullet smashed through the rear window of the photographers' SUV and then through the front windshield.
"At that moment, I thought was going to die," lensman Rolando Aviles told the New York Post. "The bullet went between us, missing our heads. If the bullet had been a little more to the left or right, it would have killed one of us."
Aviles said he and colleague Yuri Cortez, both freelance photographers for the INF photo agency, had permission from Bundchen's neighbor to shoot the wedding ceremony from a vista about 300 feet away from the ceremony.
As they started snapping shots, the couple's bodyguards chased after them, according to Aviles.
The two ran their separate ways.
Aviles' colleague made it back to their SUV first and was greeted by a Brady bodyguard.
According to the Post, Aviles quoted the guard as saying, "Tom Brady just wants to talk to you. It's OK, nothing's going to happen."
When the photographers went back to Bundchen's house, three members of the wedding party and five bodyguards surrounded them.
Brady's best man reportedly yelled, "Take a picture of me now, you f- - -er! F- - - you," according the Post.
Not wanting to get into a fight, the photographers left the scene. As they were pulling away, a guard fired a shot, with a .38-caliber bullet blowing out the back windshield and hitting a front windshield wiper. The bullet eventually landed between the two photographers.
Said Aviles, "I thought this was going to be my last job."
When I first read this a couple of days ago this is exactly what I did.
There are a lot of clichés in our society, but I think this one rings true:
"Women, can't live with them can't live without them."
I want you to look at the picture of Tom Brady at the beginning of this article. Does he look truly like a happy man? Or does he look like many of us guys when we been bamboozled by a woman's beauty and next thing you know we get locked into a long term relationship and we are like:
WTF!!!!
When I say Tom Brady's career is over I don't mean that literally. He is going to play well, but mark my word he will never (and THE ROCK MEANS NEVER!!!) win a Super Bowl again.
Reason is simple.
Karma is a bitch (get it).
Interesting read. Looks at girlfriend and wonders if i should drop her before things get worse
We don't like you
Loved the article.
Karmas a bitch!!!!!!!!!!!! and it always does bite you at some point after dastardly deads are committed.
Bundchens photo must be before she removed the silicon implants!
Booooooooooooooo you man
chauvinism at its best
so sad
i still love you rob!
I love the way this is written
Ummm, not sure if I should like this article or hate it. Not a Brady fan so I like it. Not sure if you are blaming the chick, so I hate it...lol! Seriously, who cares. That happens to everyone when they get married...men and woman...things change. When I got married I had to put my marriage first, career second. Why? Because my marriage was more important. I hate the Patriots so I'm happy he may be "out".
A Girlie Girl I like to write open ended articles that have multiple ways you can take it.
Half the people don't know if I am playing or being totally serious.
Am I putting down females or putting down Brady?
Guess you will have to make the call thanks for reading.
i don't even know why i get worked up by comments such as these anymore. maybe it's b/c i've had this conversation w/ an ex for about 3 years now. maybe it's b/c my dad and brother are beyond chauvanistic. i guess all i can do is roll my eyes.
Always easy to blame someone else especially a chic for your own shortcomings haha classic male behavior. Be the same guy begging you to come back if you leave after being tired of holding him down. Don't know what type of chic Gisele is but if anything she is one of the most desired chics in the world so if I were Brady I'd be doing what I can to keep her before some other guys snatch her.
Robert-that's why I like this site! :-)
Come on Qiana he is Tom Brady he can have any chick he wants.
Sort of like being Robert Littal, but I am way cooler.
Robert, you just made Qiana's point. Tom can have any chick he wants but he wants, Gisele. There are a gazillion better men that Gisele could have, but she chose him. To Qiana's point, it's not up to Gisele to do his job, it's up to Tom...all on him.
Rob is getting jumped. Where are the uvp boys when you need 'em? ha
You ... corner... now ... --->>
Robert u suck.......half the time u put up sum of the stupidest an shittiest posts
im being serious
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