According the AP:
AKRON, Ohio -- Ohio police say a 52-year-old woman was attacked on her first day as an exotic dancer by a jealous co-worker wielding a stiletto heel.
Akron police Lt. Rick Edwards says the woman was assailed Friday night by a co-worker who didn't think the club needed more dancers. Police say one of the dancers took her stiletto and repeatedly struck the woman in the face as she walked into the basement dressing room.
The woman was treated at a hospital and received seven staples. She has declined to press charges against her assailant.
Police say the woman took the job because she needed the extra money. She has refused to talk to police about what happened.
If Lebron and the Cavaliers would've tipped the attacker more, this could have been avoided. Here is a list of other jobs the victim could have taken to prevent this HR nightmare.
1) Anderson Varejao's hair stylist
2) Delonte's West hair braider
3) Daniel Boobie Gibson's nanny (not his kids nanny, but his)
4) Gloria James (Lebron's mom) chauffeur
5) Collateral to the refs for the calls Lebron James and the Cavs will get that guarantee they reach the finals.
My pimp focus is strong, but not for 52 year old women.
A 52-yr old stripper? WTF?!?!
I'll take his chick
aahah..and in other news 67 yr old Pimpin' Ken will debut his first ever solo album "Break bread, then get fed..Trick!" on SHE WORK 4 ME,SO U WORK 4 ME records. *The album will be featured entirely in accapella*