I first heard word of this from our friend J.E. Skeet at the Balls Don't Lie Yahoo.com blog and after I read it I was fascinated.
To make a long story short Dallas Mavericks forward Dirk Nowitzki has been playing "Bed Gammon" with a 37 year old woman who had to be an extra from "The Planet of the Apes" named Cristal Taylor. The thing about Miss Taylor is she also goes by:
Chrystal Ann Taylor, Crystal Ann Taylor, Crystal Ann Santiago and Crista A. Westerhays.
It appears that Miss ummmm Taylor is now pregnant and that got Dirk's "Pimp Focus" in check and led him to hire a private investigator.
Magnum PI didn't have to do much work to find out that Miss ummmm Santiago had a warrant out for theft chargers in Texas and a probation violation warrant in Saint Charles, Missouri (hey that isn't too far from me).
Miss ummmm Westerhays was arrested at Dirk's house today where the neighbors said she liked to hang out at the pool and bump some David Hasselhoff (she should have been arrested than just for that).
BSO Writer Viva Shetty had the line of the day in response to this news:
Never trust a woman named after an alcoholic beverage.
So maybe Dirk should blame it on the Al Al Al Al Alcohol.
Not the Alchohol
Thank you Robert. Yes, she has a questionable past, but Dirk didn't seem to mind. They have been involved for over 7 years and she has been living in his house for over a year. I only know this because it has been splattered all over the news in Dallas. It has also been reported that the Mavericks didn't like her and thought her derisive, which is who probably dropped a dime on her and had her arrested at Dirk's 5million dollar mansion. My thing is this. If I have been focking with this woman for seven years, and she has been living with me for a year, and she potentially has my baby in her belly, then why is she sitting in jail? She wrote some hot checks back in the 90s, got probation for that, duped a dentist out of some money for dental work, which got her a warrant since she was still on paper, and they picked her up.
Okay. Ms. Violet Palmer is in the house tonight. The ONLY female referee in the NBA and she is a Sister! Robert, I know I am being a bit worrisome, but could you feature Sister Palmer? Or have you already? I am relatively new so I don't know. Anywho, Black Woman in the house tonight! Won't be all of that bullshyt we saw last night!
I would STILL hit it though.
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