The Curious Case of Kobe Bryant's Facial Expressions

A lot of times during these post game press conferences the player mind wanders to a faraway place. At this point Kobe is thinking:

"That commercial with me flaunting my championship rings to Lebron isn't going to be very funny if I can't get past a Houston team with no Tracy McGrady or Yao Ming."

This is the same face Phil Jackson gets when anyone mentions the name:

"Sasha Vujacic"

Same face OJ gives when anyone asks him if he is still looking for the real killers or if he thought it would be a good idea to run into a Vegas casino with a bunch of thugs packing heat.

Kobe reverts to this face anytime a reporter asks him questions like:

"Do you think you would have won Game 6 with Shaq?"

This is the exact same face he used at his press conference announcing he cheating on his wife with a crazy chick who falsely accused him of rape.

This is the face that says:

"If this guy ask me one more question about my shot selection I will jump down and rip his throat out unless he punks me like Chris Childs."

When everything else is going wrong Kobe thinks this:

"We are going to game 7 against the Rockets "C" squad which is totally unacceptable, but I was able to convince Vanessa to stay with me and not take half my money."

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This post is Ron Artest approved.