Dear Lebron,
First let me say that I am a Witness. Your play last night was not human. You were 20-30 from the field and that simply doesn't happen in the NBA. You were even able to add eight assists, six boards, three blocks and two steals while only committing two turnovers. Those numbers are even more impressive considering your teammates were of little to no help to you last night and your coach decided to use the NBA2K9 playbook offense:
GIVE THE BALL TO LEBRON AND EVERYONE GET THE HELL OUT OF THE WAY.
I understand it is hard playing 1 on 5 and I understand it is hard playing for a coach who if you mention the triangle or motion offense looks at you like you are talking quantum physics. So when I tell you this has nothing to do with your game on the court I mean it.
Physically LB you are the best player in the league and if you get your ring you will end all debate who is the best player in the league period. With that being said it is time for someone to tell you what everyone has been whispering behind your back:
Your friends won't tell you, the media won't tell you and the Cavs organization definitely won't tell you, but I will because I want you to be the best player you can be.
You have a horrible of habit of overreacting on the court. If the wind blows the wrong way you are rolling around on the ground. If you slightly tweak your ankle you are screaming in agony. If your headband gets a little loose you are checking for blood like you are in the WWE. You once ran over a ref who was twenty years older than you and a hundred fifty pounds lighter than you. The ref popped right back up you stayed down for fifteen minutes. Doesn't that seem odd to you Lebron? Does it seem odd to you Lebron after you have one of your episodes that twenty seconds later after being hurt you are throwing down a dunk?
When you flopped last night to get an offensive foul even though the guy barely even touched you, instead of getting up and acknowledging your flop like a man you rolled around as if you were going to go into cardiac arrest.
Even though you had eight days off you forced your team to call a timeout in a tight game in the 4th quarter because you were tired. Seriously Lebron because you were tired?
After the game you were put down on the floor for several minutes because of a cramp. A cramp put you down not for a few seconds, but for more than ten minutes. JR Smith twisted his knee but was able to get back to the locker room faster than you. When people are saying JR Smith has more heart than you that is an issue.
The player you are compared against daily Kobe Bryant is hated by many people for many things, but no one questions his toughness. His knuckle popped out during game 1 of the Western Conference do you know what he did LB? He didn't call a timeout, he didn't fall on the floor and he didn't act like he was trying to win an Oscar. He popped it back into place himself and nailed a jumper on the next possession. That is what people expect of you Lebron not the drama queen stuff. I don't care if you are hurt or not you never give the opponent the opportunity to think you are a weak.
Before I go LB let me tell you a story. There is this female that I know. She is quite possibly the most attractive female I have ever met. She just ooooozes sex appeal. I have absolutely no will power when it comes to her. If she wanted me to rob a bank I would probably do it. She has 100% control over me and everyone knows it except one person. You know who that person is Lebron?
You never show weakness ever!!! If you let your enemy see blood they are going to go for more blood.
Man up Lebron, stop acting like Paris Hilton when she breaks a nail. I am telling you this for your own good because no one else will.
Signed,
Bona Fide Sports Expert Robert Littal
It is hard to argue with anything you just said. Even Lebron fans would have to agree
There was a lot of bitchassness going on last night
Obviously you never played sports and had cramps... Cramps are nothing serious.. but when you're having them ... you can't move .. the body part feels like it's being controlled by something else...
.. you wait til the pain is gone.. and then you can proceed with your activities..
The Magic win .. instead of talking about a beautiful game .. you come up with this bullshit.. can the Magic get some credit..
LOL, you are hilarious man. I agree with everything you said.
Did anyone peep how lebron could drive to the hole, gather the loose ball, WIN THE JUMP BALL... all on a leg he COULDNT MAKE IT TO THE LOCKEROOM ON...
People.. it's a cramp... Everyone knows a cramp is not a big deal.. but you can't move when you have a cramp... you can skip .. tha'ts about it...
Dude said it himself... that he's not hurt .. so what's the beef...
You were spot on with this article, he even said that he's not hurt, yet he still acts like a drama queen, I admire Lebron James, and Kobe Bryant, but If i had to pick between the two, it would be kobe because of his toughness.
Imagine if Lebron had his knuckle pop out, what do you guys think he'd do???
Wow. Such harsh comments from somebody who looks like he can't walk for 48 minutes let alone play hardcore bball. How about giving LB some props for almost beating an entire team by himself. Dude you are bonafide psychotic.
LADIVA READ THIS:
First let me say that I am a Witness. Your play last night was not human. You were 20-30 from the field and that simply doesn't happen in the NBA. You were even able to add eight assists, six boards, three blocks and two steals while only committing two turnovers. Those numbers are even more impressive considering your teammates were of little to no help to you last night and your coach decided to use the NBA2K9 playbook offense:
GIVE THE BALL TO LEBRON AND EVERYONE GET THE HELL OUT OF THE WAY.
I understand it is hard playing 1 on 5 and I understand it is hard playing for a coach who if you mention the triangle or motion offense looks at you like you are talking quantum physics. So when I tell you this has nothing to do with your game on the court I mean it.
UMMMMMMM YEAH I DIDN'T LEBRON ANY CREDIT..
Captain Save the doe
First off you can hop off the floor with a cramp. I don't care what you say.
Secondly he has a pattern of behavior that needs to be address. This wasn't the first time.
word up. i'm with littal on this one.
dude got a cramp, so what. but at the end of the day...its like you didn't play for 8 days, and you were still tired?
and he does have a history of doing it. he'll come out tomorrow on fire i'm sure. just hope he doesn't come out alone again!
Everything you said is true.LeBron is a drama queen.I could'nt believe they called a time out because he was tired.
Maybe if he had some help he would'nt get tired.
I have to agree with Captain.
Cramps do make it so you can't move. I've had cramps in my legs and I would challenge ANYONE to move with cramps. TRUST me on that. Hahaha...real talk.
But Lebron does have a habit of acting up a little bit. With that said, you just not going to get up and walk with a cramp. You literally feel like you can't move.
TO Littal..
Te only way you can move with a cramp... is to skip on the one good leg.. .and WHY DO IT ... it doesnt help the cramp.. it actually prolongs it.. best thing to do .. is wait til the cramp is done...
WHen I saw Lebron..I asked my boys the same thing... why is he still on the court... even if he's hurting.. but when I found out it was a cramp .. I could relate...
SMH
That was too funny! But all so very true. I love open letters and this one was much needed.
Yeah, Mr. Bonafide, I read your comment and I comprehend what you said. However, you can't both bless and curse, compliment and critize at the same time. It's either or sweetie. "I'm a witness, your play last night was not human" but God forbid you get a tired or a cramp then you're a drama queen. It sounds to me like you should layoff the Hatoraide. Don't hate and on the low appreciate. Bonafide you are, as the original drama QUEEN!!!
I got cramps too
Ladiva
I can tell you're not in business. Telling someone about their self is not hating if you are also complimenting them. Its an old tactic you do to get someone to change their habits. LeBron and other great athletes got enough ass kissers around them without another yes man sugarcoating like theyre ish smells like roses. The man has flaws like everyone else! If all he did was bash him then Id say yea Litall you're a hater. Maybe you're use to ass kissing or unfounded hating but around here we do what's called unbiased sports reporting....so there is no one or the other. That's called being biased and anything less than being unbiased is uncivilized
LADIVA
That is the dumbest thing I ever heard of in my life.
Doesn't even deserve a reply
I never said he didn't have flaws, trust I kiss NOBODY's ass and for sure anything I say would sound dumb to a DUMMY. Perhaps somebody should help you all change your habits. How about that. Instead of letting me have my say, like you all are having your say, Y'all wanna jump bad. Guess what. MY opinion counts just like LEBRON'S GAME WINNING THREE POINTER. Apparently Qiana was raised in dysfunction and don't know you only look down on anybody when picking them up.
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