Kim Kardashian and Reggie Bush broke up. That is unfortunate hopefully it will improve his on field performance. But that is not what is important now, since she is a free agent I have decided to make an offer. Hopefully she won't take as long as Lamar Odom to make up her mind, but here are my Top 10 Reasons why Kim Kardashian should date me.
1- I am Robert Littal.
2- I respect her NoHoism.
3- I would be much more interesting on "Follow the Kardhasians" than Reggie ever was.
4- For the Love of Littal would get much higher ratings than For the Love of Ray J.
5- Our sex tape will be in HD and will include a "Sex is Like Boxing" tutorial.
6- If you gave me twenty carries I could average more than 3.7 YPC.
7- Two Words: PIMP FOCUS.
8- I make it partly cloudy in the strip club.
9- Just throw it in the bag (make sure it is a Target or Marshall bag balling on a budget here).
10- Did I mention I am ROBERT LITTAL.
ummmmmmmm good luck with that, but thanks for the pictures.
and I thought you were a fudgepacker...
Rob, I see you have a thing for porn stars.
If she loved him - she'd have moved closer to him and not focused so much of her time being a 'celebrity'. Not impressed with any of the Kardashian clan.....ugh.
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You can't have her Rob. I already called dibs. Or did I call dibs on Nicole Sherzinger. Hell, I call dibs on both.
Damn she is fine.... good luck wit that homie
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"1- I am Robert Littal."
This is where you went wrong.
I agree with the above poster.
Although I'm sure #9 would turn her off too.
Yeah dude, nobody knows who you are. You're a nobody.