
Mock drafts are dumb. Similar to instant draft analysis which are also dumb. Then again Mel Kiper Jr has become a multiple millionaire because of them so maybe I shouldn't be such a cynic.
Speaking of Mel let me tell you a little story. A lot of people ask how I came up with the title "Bona Fide Sports Expert". Many people thinks it makes me sound arrogant and egotistical which is all true, but not because of the name. The name is an inside joke that only a few people know about, but I am about to share with you. We started BSO around the same time of the NFL Draft in 05 (damn we have an anniversary coming up). I was sitting around with some friends watching the draft and every time Mel Kiper would come on the screen he would be introduced as:
"Mel Kiper Jr. Draft Expert"
Now Mel has a lot of knowledge about that draft but to be honest his guess on player evaluation is as good as anyone else in the world. It is just an educated guess. My homie Syko Red said I should have a title too and I jokingly said:
"Sure I will be Robert Littal Bona Fide Sports Expert"
And the legend was born. Here is the official 2009 BSO NFL Mock Draft with very limited insight because I am just guessing like everyone else.
Also check out MidwestSportsFans.com Historical Analysis on why drafting a Junior QB is not the greatest idea.
A Historical Perspective on the Unsuccessful History of Drafting Junior QBs in the First Round.
1- Detroit Lions: Georgia QB Matthew Stafford
The Lions went 0-16 last year but didn't change their GM so do you really think they are going to make the proper choice? #1 picks should be unanimous especially quarterbacks. Half the league thinks Sanchez is better and he only started 16 games. What does that say about Stafford?
2- Saint Louis Rams: Baylor T Jason Smith
Orlando Pace is gone and even with him they couldn't protect the QB. Easy choice.
3- Kansas City Chiefs: Wake Forest LB Aaron Curry
The kid just makes plays all over the field. Safest pick in the draft.
4- Seattle Seahawks: USC QB Mark Sanchez
Matt Hasslebeck is on his last leg. Boom or bust for Sanchez.
5- Cleveland Browns: Texas Tech WR Michael Crabtree
Unlike Braylon Edwards who will be traded Crabtree can hold on to the ball.