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Here is a special sneak peek at Serena Williams G2 Everyday Athlete Commercial.

Serena Cuevas was chosen to appear alongside Williams in the new national campaign for G2, Gatorade's low cal sports drink. The G2 Everyday Athlete Search selected Cuevas among five semi-finalists, all named Serena, based on their personal stories of the role sports and exercise have played in overcoming challenges and adversities.

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I am minding my own business getting my March Madness Twitter on (I don't know why you aren't following me yet http://www.twitter.com/BlkSportsOnline) when a friend of mine sent this picture to my phone:

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Now how do you expect a BonaFide Sports Expert like myself to concentrate on the games when you send me something like that?

I promise you I am not trying to turn BSO in a sports version of Maxim, but damn Serena is all that necessary? She was appearing at the Sony Ericsson VIP Party in Miami last night.

Look I am not punk my "Pimp Focus" is strong when it is time to play "Bed Gammon", but how you going to handle all that?

Can't lie though I would like to give it a shot. So Serena is you reading (of course you are who doesn't) holla at "Ya Boy" I'll make you infamous.

More pics for your viewing pleasure:

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My "Pimp Focus" is strong. Now I know this is a PG site so what is the best way I can say this. Don't you just get the feeling that playing "Bed Gammon" with Serena you literally would be going to war? Like on some "300" type of vibe. She would just bust out of the bedroom like:

I AM SERENA...TONIGHT WE SEX IN HELL!!!!

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Like on some Wonder Woman type stuff walking out of the bedroom with one of those truth lassos and some stripper boots?

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Like on some Superbad stuff where you are McLovin?
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Am I fantasizing here?

I better stop while I am ahead don't want to lose any advertisers. Just check out the rest of the pictures.

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First off I am not sure why Serena is surfing with the Rapper Common. The only thing I can assume is that Common was trying to get a look at the ass and this was the best idea he could come up with to get some cheap feels.

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Her ass must help with the balance on the board. Just look at it. I mean the bottom of that swimsuit had no chance at all. It is obvious that was made for a "Nicole Ritchie" body not a "Soul Sister" body.

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I know we are football heavy, but had to take some time out to congratulate Serena on her 3rd US Open Title. She had a great match against Jelena Jankovic that was entertaining all the way to the finish (more entertaining than the Bears vs. Colts). Serena is now the #1 female player in the world. I still don't think the Williams Sisters get as much credit as they should considering how dominant they have been since they have been on tour. But that is another article for another day I know what you are waiting for.

Check out the old dude, I know he sees that. lol

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Ok, you're Venus Williams! Your sister has been a dominant force in women's tennis for years. Not only has she dominated the sport, she's beaten you five times straight in championship matches! I'm sorry, make that five straight in Grand Slam championship matches!

You're the older sister, so most feel you're past your prime because your little sister is beating the pants off of you and the rest of the field. But today, you had your time in the sun. Today you took all those years of defeat and turned them into not only a Wimbledon victory but a dominant, no mistaking the victor, utter destruction of your younger sibling and in the process shut up every critic who said your time had past and that Serena was the reigning queen of tennis.

A 130 mph serve followed by crushing backhands and volleys with enough vigor to buckle a top male tennis player, Venus defeated her sister 7-5 and 6-4 in a decisive and short but merciful victory. No bravado, but lots of the "Michael Jordan" fist pumps. Venus wasn't meek during match play but gracious in victory.

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