I apologize for this in advance. While I think people throwing stones at Tiger are probably made of glass themselves, this is freaking hilarious.
They should have never given you guys Windows Movie Maker.
The funny thing is that almost every guy in the world has left a version of this message on some girls voicemail.
Tiger Woods besides the Billion dollars he is worth is not that much different than any other guy in the world.
Tiger sounds like he is in one of his 50 bathrooms just praying his wife doesn’t catch him. I think Tiger should listen to this and have a good laugh.
Sometimes you just have to laugh at yourself.
Yes it cost him five million (deposited in his wife private account that he can’t touch), a changed prenup in her favor, his pristine reputation, a busted up face and a lot of broken glass on his Escalade. But in the immortal words of Homer Simpson:
“What can you do?”
Have a smile on us Kitten errrrrrrrrrrrrr Tiger.
*UPDATE*
If you want to play a hilarious Tiger Woods video game of him trying to escape his wife swinging a 9 Iron click here