Tiger: “I got three porn stars in the back Tony, you down?”
Tony: “I am good, I have an appointment to eat me some Swedish Meatballs tonight.”
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Tony: “I just got unlimited texts.”
Tiger: “Really me too…”
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Tony: “Hey Tiger what do you think of Phil Mickleson’s Wife?”
Tiger: “She cool, I don’t know why she with that fat slob, why do you ask?”
Tony: “No reason…”
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Tiger: “I am still salty I had to give Elin that 100 million, I don’t know what I was thinking leaving my phone on the table like that.”
Tony: “You have to be smarter Tiger”
Tiger: “Who is your cell phone bill under?”
Tony: “Eva”
Tiger: *Blank Stare”
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Tiger: “Tony you have to follow me on twitter.”
Tony: “Twitter is wack.”
Tiger: “That’s the same thing Lebron said, lot of haters.”
Tony: “That’s what I am saying and when has Lebron ever made a wrong DECISION?”
Tiger: “True, true.”
Tony: “You know where you can find all the hoes.”
Tiger: “Where?”
Tony: “Facebook”.
