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Kris Humphries Offered Spot on AHL’s Syracuse Crunch

If you aren’t aware the Crunch is a minor league hockey team.

Now why a minor league hockey team would be interested in Kris Humphries is beyond me.

*wait*

Attention whoring, yeah that’s the ticket.

“We would welcome Kris Humphries to Syracuse, where unlike Hollywood there are no paparazzi within hundreds of miles and he could reclaim his privacy and self-esteem,” said Syracuse Crunch General Manager Vance Lederman. “Being from Minnesota, Humphries will surely enjoy the hockey and feel right at home in the cold, gray, dismal weather we experience this time of year in Central New York.”

No word if Humphries can actually play Hockey.

At least he had an offer considering no NBA teams have shown interest.



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