Ocho back….
We aren’t sure which Chad Johnson is going to show up in the field for the Dolphins this year, but the old Chad Johnson is back at the Press Conferences.
Here are some of the snippets…..
How’s camp going?
“F***ing awesome.”What’s with the black fingernail polish?
“I was hanging with Gene Simmons during the offseason a little bit, working on some music that him and I were doing. I’m somewhat of a rocker, hippie, smoking weed, sh** like that.”Do you think you can return to the production you had in Cincinnati?
“Yeah. Why? Cause I’m good. I’m really good. Regardless of what happened in the past, it’s the past. I’m moving on. The odds have been stacked against me since 1978. I had a bad year, finally, but I handled my business for a decade straight. A lot of us tend to forget that. I didn’t complain, didn’t become a distraction. I took a bullet, worked this offseason, I’m here, still working, not complaining. I’ll be back to normal. Don’t have a choice.”
Are you just as fast as you were before?
“Are you watching? Have you been out there? I’m fast as sh**.”Regret signing with New England?
“No man, I learned so many things. That’s one of the greatest coaches ever in the game. Learned a lot of things: Discipline, learned to shut the f*** up for a year. I never thought I could do it, but I did it. Learned watching Tom (Brady), his work ethic, unreal. Even though I wasn’t able to produce, or able to play like I wanted to, I learned a lot of things there that’s made me a better player. Some of the things that I’ve brought here, leadership, something I’ve never focused on.”What if you don’t make the team?
“I’m always looking to a second job. Thinking about going into porn. It’s not funny. I got to earn a living. I’m being serious. I mean, that’s what I would do.”