For the Brainy Smurfs out there, yes we know he is joking, but it doesn’t make the visual any less funny.
I was just at the deli in LA. You Wil not believe what happened.
— Metta World Peace (@MettaWorld37) August 29, 2013
So the store was telling me what to do like , please do not lean on the glass.
I was offended so I elbowed it and broke the glass. Then..
— Metta World Peace (@MettaWorld37) August 29, 2013
I told the store owner he was bias because his sign was only for black people. I was also annoyed that prices were on items!!
— Metta World Peace (@MettaWorld37) August 29, 2013
I felt that prices being on items were his way of saying "dumb boy , here is the price" I ripped off all the price tags. I was like
— Metta World Peace (@MettaWorld37) August 29, 2013
"What you think, I can't guess the price. I can guess. That's racist man. You gonna put the price on the items because I'm black"
— Metta World Peace (@MettaWorld37) August 29, 2013
So me and the store owner were arguing. He had one tooth and I had price tags stuck to my hand. Like 65 price tags.
I also tested food
— Metta World Peace (@MettaWorld37) August 29, 2013
He got mad at me because I was asking him how much is the salad by the pound.
He could really talk wit one tooth. So I had him text me
— Metta World Peace (@MettaWorld37) August 29, 2013
So now we are text arguing. But my phone was running out of battery and I asked him "you got an iPhone 2 charger Habibi "
— Metta World Peace (@MettaWorld37) August 29, 2013
He flipped out! "U want a charger , then stick the price tags back on the items. " I'm like " he'll no, I don't even know where to put them"
— Metta World Peace (@MettaWorld37) August 29, 2013
So basically dude thought twerking was going to scare me. He started twerking. I'm like"Keep ur price tags. I'm out" it worked.
— Metta World Peace (@MettaWorld37) August 29, 2013
So the moral of this story is , when I walk into your store, it's a price tag check fool. 4 reel doe
— Metta World Peace (@MettaWorld37) August 29, 2013
H/T Guyism
