Reds reliever Aroldis Chapman had a little fun at the expense of retired slugger Sammy Sosa and his increasingly ghastly appearance recently, posting a photo to his Instagram account of his face slathered in what appears to be shaving cream while getting a haircut, along with the caption “#chapmanswagg y no soy #sammy #sosa lol @hor danmvpbarber,” which is Spanish for “I am not Sammy Sosa.”
I’m not sure if this is politically correct or not, but I do know that Chapman’s attempt at humor is pretty spot on, considering this is what Sosa’s complexion looked like as of a month ago (via @soniasosa21).
Sosa better stop whatever he’s doing to himself to make his skin look like that before he becomes totally translucent, because no one can make the “see through skin” look work.