People were shocked when 50 Cent threw the worst ceremonial first pitch in baseball history at a Mets game last week, but the rapper/actor has a pretty reasonable excuse for his historically bad performance. During a Reddit AMA earlier today, 50 Cent placed the blame squarely on “excessive masturbation,” which makes all the sense in the world, but not really.
It’s fairly obvious that he was joking, and props to 50 for a pretty good comeback on a question he had to know was coming. Unless he was serious, because if that’s the case, 50 Cent better scale back the self love a bit.
[H/T to Larry Brown Sports]