A woman in Florida named Karen Dilworth, 50, was arrested in Ormond Beach, Florida over the weekend for allegedly masturbating while seated on her motorcycle in the garage.
Witnesses say they spotted Dilworth legs spread and mounted atop the motorcylce. One witness was with her 13-year-old son, and told police the woman was naked for the waist down and obviously pleasuring herself. The Smoking Gun also reports accounts of witnesses shouting for her to at least close the garage door, to which she did.
Police soon arrived and arrested the clearly intoxicated woman; she was charged with lewd and lascivious behavior. And in case you were wondering, her husband was home at the time, totally unware.
via Complex