She put a gun in her what? She snuck it in where? This is truly a story that you won’t believe.
Josephine McAllister pulled something off that I’ve only seen pulled off by Cartman in an episode of South Park. Josephine snuck a gun into jail by putting it in her lady hole.
A New Mexico woman smuggled a handgun into an Albuquerque jail in her genitals and dumped the firearm in a bathroom trash can, police said.
Josephine McAllister, 34, managed to get the firearm past at least four officers who searched her while booking her on stolen credit card charges Dec. 16, police said.
She ditched the gun in the Metropolitan Detention Center bathroom as soon as she could, police said.
An inmate discovered the contraband while taking out the trash and alerted jail officials.
McAllister, who was high on heroin, told police she did not hand the gun over out of fear she would get in more trouble, according to a criminal complaint obtained by the Albuquerque Journal.
She claimed that she hid the gun in her waistband, but police said it was unlikely.
“We can only be so thorough, and that area is out of the question,” Officer Simon Drobik told KOAT. “We cannot search a body cavity.”
McAllister did not plan to give the gun to another inmate or to use it against jail officials, authorities said. She now faces charges of taking contraband into a place of imprisonment.
It could’ve been much worse I guess, Josephine definitely got off light. She could’ve been looking at life if another inmate would’ve found the gun and used it to kill someone.
