Bill Walton is the gawd.
A few weeks ago, Walton referenced being miked on a live broadcast. Walton did an AMA recently, and actually detailed the milking process.
Bill Walton did an AMA and answered what it's like being milked. Never change, Bill Walton pic.twitter.com/2vntsGoBnl
— SportsNation (@SportsNation) March 27, 2015
Not really the explanation you were expecting I guess.