I think we may have found the world’s dumbest criminal.
Here are the details via Local 10:
Daneshia Heller, 19, was arrested Tuesday on charges of drug possession and misuse of the emergency 911 system.
According to the arrest affidavit, Heller told the arresting deputy that a man named Zakan Allan took her $5 that she was using to buy drugs. Heller said she went to the house to buy marijuana, but he took her money and didn’t give her the drugs.
“He got my money, and I want my drugs,” Heller told a 911 dispatcher.
As Heller was being taken into custody, a small bag of “flakka” was found in her front pocket, the report said.
I’m sure she was high off that ‘flakka’ the police found in her pocket because there is no way this woman could really think the police would’ve given her the money back.