Calamity Props:
Odds there is a Microsoft tablet malfunction: 9/1
Odds there is an earthquake in San Francisco during game (at least 2.0 magnitude within 50 miles of the stadium): 56/1
Odds the goal posts fall down: 75/1
Odds the game gets delayed (by anything): 7/2
Odds the power goes out in the stadium: 20/1
Odds pyrotechnics start a fire in the stadium: 35/1
Odds there is a brawl on the field: 5/1
Odds there is a brawl in the stands amongst the fans: 9/2
Odds a fan streaks the field: 40/1
Odds a fan throws _____ on the field:
• a Broncos jersey: 25/1
• a Panthers jersey: 40/1
• a 49ers jersey: 100/1
• a burning effigy of Trent Balke: 200/1
• one of Chip Kelly’s giant signs: 75/1