No idea why anyone would want to be woken up like this, but to each their own:
— giri nathan (@girrelevant) May 2, 2016
Options include “C4,” progressively faster beeping culminating in an explosion; chainsaws tuned to four different pitches; and the sound of a pin being pulled from a grenade, followed by an explosion. In others, Johnson is talking. He is repeating the word “beep.” He is whispering, breathily, “Wakey wakey” under some flute riffing. Gentle harp playing is interrupted by the sound of something wooden and stringed being smashed, and then the single word “Jabroni.”
The most interesting feature lets you sync up your daily sleep cycle with his: You can enjoy a special kinship with The Rock, just knowing he’s out there waking up at the same ungodly hour you are. Tomorrow’s wakeup is 5:30 a.m.
If you’ve ever read a copy of The Rock’s workout regimen, you can only imagine the devilish hours he must need to wake himself to get started. So if that’s for you, have at it.
The app can be found here: