There’s nothing worse than a man you think is attractive not making a pass at you and not foaming at the bits to let you know he’s dying to sleep with you. Just ask Lena Dunham.
According to Daily Mail, Dunham, in an interview with Amy Schumer, says Beckham ignored her all night in favor of scrolling through instagram on his phone.
‘I was sitting next to Odell Beckham Jr., and it was so amazing because it was like he looked at me and he determined I was not the shape of a woman by his standards.
‘He was like, “That’s a marshmallow. That’s a child. That’s a dog.” It wasn’t mean — he just seemed confused.’
Not stopping there, Dunham relays an entire dialogue she had going on in her head.
‘The vibe was very much like, “Do I want to f*** it? Is it wearing a … yep, it’s wearing a tuxedo. I’m going to go back to my cell phone.”
‘It was like we were forced to be together, and he literally was scrolling Instagram rather than have to look at a woman in a bow tie.
‘I was like, “This should be called the Metropolitan Museum of Getting Rejected by Athletes.”
Add mind-reader to the list of skills she possesses since Beckham never said any of these words to her. No response from Beckham regarding Dunham’s comments so we’ll just wait for her to make up some for him.
