Wal-mart steak and lobster is such a hot commodity in Florida that shoppers are willing to stuff it down their pants to have it.
WFLA channel 8 is reporting that that Mark Alan Belkola was arrested at a Brooksville Wal-mart for stealing steak and lobster valued at $172.98. The thief was apprehended with the surf and turf stuffed inside his pants. No rolls, except the ones above his belt.
Staff noticed Belkola looking heavy in the britches as he passed the row of registers. Police on sight at the store arrested the beef thief and took him into custody. Bond is set at $2000.
Depending on how long he’s there, he may need some money on his books but it’s doubtful the jail carries lobster in the commissary.