https://twitter.com/MatthewKick/status/819006870740410369
If anyone wants him for the inauguration, R. Kelly's schedule just opened up. https://t.co/ERNPQsrjEB
— shauna (@goldengateblond) January 11, 2017
"I didn't have sexual relations with that woman" is kinda irrelevant next to "I didn't let those Russian hookers piss on me" #GoldenShowers
— nurfhurder (@Lsharp83) January 11, 2017