Sammy Sosa has been compared to the Pink Panther, a pink Count Chocula, a Pepto Bismol bottle, and the list goes on. He recently celebrated his wife’s birthday as they appeared dressed up in cowboy outfits. One reporter finally asked the question we want answers to-what happened to your skin?
To the credit of the reporter, he dared to ask the question but I would’ve pushed a bit further because there’s no way that this is true. During Sammy Sosa’s birthday celebration, a reporter finally pushed the envelope and asked Sammy about his skin. Thankfully, I translated it for you all because his answer is downright comedic.
“I put a cream on before going to bed and on top of that, I sleep in air conditioning. I, the entire time, my whole career, I’ve been playing in the major leagues, for 20 years. When you last 20 years under the sun, the skin with the sun from over there, imagine that.”
When you hear him say it, you’ll feel the lies come through. You’re going to blame air conditioning on your skin change? Sure.
Anyway, without further adieu, flip the page to see him struggle with this answer. Even current Mets player Jose Reyes has jokes on him.