Future Hall of Fame Offensive Tackle Joe Thomas had his retirement ceremony today. According to Browns Wire, during his speech, he took the opportunity to roast former teammates, coaches and executives.
A sampling of his one-liners
Brandon Weeden somehow still had my phone number but couldn’t call because he was stuck under a tarp.”
“In the end we all know the real reason I retired was Robert Griffin III.”
“I’ll never forget the Rob Chudzinski era. Both those days were fantastic.”
The Browns never matched Thomas’ excellence on the field, so he had plenty of gaffes to choose from to highlight his speech. This well-received press conference will do nothing to slow down the rumors of Thomas entering the broadcast booth.
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