Day 351 without sex: my smart watch thinks I’ve jogged 3 miles today but I havent left the house
— papito® (@Isaacmartinezz3) July 14, 2018
Day 532 without sex: Bought a breast pump so that something would suck on my titty
— Megan Chilese (@ChileseMegan) July 11, 2018
Day 77 without sex: i got in a fight today just so i could get my hair pulled
— Anna Tidaback ☾ (@tidaback7) July 11, 2018
day 436 without sex: my priest said i will be punished for my sins i said yes daddy thank you
— the sufferer (@cherrrycow) July 15, 2018
Day 210 without sex: I think I’m a virgin again.
— jboy (@johnnyy_boyy98) July 11, 2018
