This is a classic Florida woman story.
I wasn’t even surprised.
A Florida woman stole a sex toy, then took off all her clothes and started using it while still in the store, according to the Fort Pierce Police Department.
Records show employees at the store, which was not identified in an arrest report, called police Aug. 31 to report that 36-year-old Theresa Stanley had stolen a pink sex toy from a shelf, removed it from the packaging, took off her pants and began using it.
Police said by the time they arrived, Stanley was completely nude and had moved to the stock room area to continue using the item.
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