NIGHT 2
Brock Lesnar vs. Omos.
All my fellow Omosapiens rise up because it is our time! What was first seen as a joke by the fans has now become a highly anticipated match between two just absolute monsters. Now look. This ain’t gonna be a five star classic. This isn’t gonna have that flippy shit, spinny shit, Canadian Destroyers or any of that. This is two big meaty men getting ready to slap some meat. Brock Lesnar has done an incredible job selling the incredible size and strength of Omos, and Omos, with help from MVP, has done a good job getting over in this feud, and thanks to the Omosapiens around the world. This one is gonna be an outstanding car crash and I’m ready for it.
PREDICTION: Omos.
Liv Morgan & Raquel Rodriguez vs. Ronda Rousey & Shayna Baszler vs. Natalya & Shotzi vs. Chelsea Green & Sonya Deville.
The night 2 “Get everyone on the card for Mania” match, I genuinely have no idea what this match is or what the purpose of it is. I just know Liv Morgan is the most well liked out of this one and we might just want to pop the crowd with this one.
PREDICTION: Liv Morgan and Raquel Rodriguez.
Hell in a Cell: Edge vs. Finn Balor
This is another underrated banger waiting to happen. The hot rumor is that Gangrel will accompany Edge in a Brood style entrance for the rated R superstar. Finn Balor has also confirmed that we will see The Demon for the first time at WrestleMania, and this time inside HELL…… IN A CELLLLLLLL. This is going to be a fun spectacle, and with the added bonus of it possibly being Edge’s last WrestleMania, The Demon is poised to make a huge comeback.
PREDICTION: “The Demon” Finn Balor.
Gunther (c) vs. Drew McIntyre vs. Sheamus for the WWE Intercontinental Championship.
The second “Big Meaty Men Slapping Meat” match of the night, this one is going to absolutely slap. All three men are just absolute brick shit houses of human beings and the sight of these three slapping the piss out of each other will be one to behold. This being a triple threat also gives the WWE a way to get the IC Championship off of Gunther without having big G take the pin. This will allow Gunther to move into the main event while still looking strong.
PREDICTION: Drew McIntyre becomes the NEW WWE Intercontinental Champion.
Bianca Belair (c) vs. Asuka: WWE Raw Women’s Championship.
After a long wait, Asuka made her return to WWE with a new look, a reference to her time as “Kana” in Japan sporting creepy clown like makeup and has been slowly and surely gaining momentum into WrestleMania. Bianca has been a great champion, but Asuka is due for a big WrestleMania moment and has certainly earned it.
PREDICTION: Asuka becomes the NEW WWE Raw Women’s Champion.
Roman Reigns (c) vs. Cody Rhodes: Undisputed WWE Universal Championship
Here. We. Go. The most anticipated match in recent wrestling history, the legendary championship reign of “The Tribal Chief” Roman Reigns is on the line against Cody Rhodes and man has this felt like a proper WrestleMania feud. Both men have traded their jabs at each other, yet haven’t even laid a hand on one another (Although I write this before tonight’s Smackdown so that might not apply). I haven’t been this amped over a match in quite sometime, maybe since Daniel Bryan won at WrestleMania 30, and like that show, the good guy will prevail. There hasn’t been a better person or chance to take the championships off of Roman than Cody. The “Woooah!” in his entrance is the loudest thing in wrestling today and will be insane at Mania with the millions of dollars they probably spent on Cody’s entrance pyro alone. I can’t act like I’m impartial to this one as I write this in my Cody Rhodes t-shirt. It’s time.
PREDICTION: Cody Rhodes becomes the NEW Undisputed WWE Universal Champion and finishes the story.
And that does it! This WrestleMania is shaped to have a ton of great matches, celebrity cameos, fireworks, and everything in between so let’s enjoy this wonderful weekend of wrestling!
*Editor’s Note*
Hey, guys, this is your Headline King Robert Littal and I just wanted to say that Cena’s beat still knocks and the WWE shouldn’t have Reigns lose to Cody Rhodes he should lose to Jey Uso at Summerslam.