After being arrested for one of the most unusual crimes imaginable, a woman’s mugshot went viral. We’re not even certain that what she did was illegal, and if she is found guilty, the government may need to create a completely new law.
The woman, pictured below, was allegedly caught after visiting her ex-boyfriend’s home and then filling his gas tank with Coke Zero and Skittles that she had already chewed on.
Many questions are raised by this. First, let’s talk about the “sucked part.” If you want to destroy someone’s engine, are sucked Skittles more effective than non-sucked ones?
Furthermore, how were the police aware that they had already been duped? When she was arrested, was her tongue discolored? Perhaps she lost it and came clean? Nevertheless, we can’t picture her telling the police, “I had already sucked on them.”
In any case, even in that menacing orange jumpsuit, she is a sight to behold, which is why her mugshot has been making the rounds online.
