NBA MVP Joel Embiid is getting roasted — not for missing playoff games, but because adult film star Lily Philips allegedly has a body count of 500, while Embiid’s played a mere 452 NBA games. And yes, people are actually comparing the two like they’re in the same league.
Honestly, poor Embiid can’t catch a break. He fights through injuries — just to get benched in the Body Count Playoffs by someone who’s never picked up a basketball.
Let’s give credit where it’s due though: 452 games is a good grind. But the internet doesn’t care as they’re having a field day with this unimportant piece of stats.
Moral lesson here? The internet will always go with every crazy unrelated NBA stat.
Flip to the next page to watch Lily Philips spill the tea about her body count…
