Baddie has hijacked the internet after becoming a licensed attorney in Illinois and Michigan.
The internet loves a good plot twist. And this week’s twist? A full-blown baddie just became a licensed attorney in both Illinois and Michigan, and social media is acting like it just watched the season finale of its favorite drama.
Forget the “lawyer look” you see on TV, gray suit, sensible shoes, glasses halfway down the nose. No, this queen showed up with lashes that could generate wind power and a blazer so sharp it could slice through objections. She is now an attorney in two states. Please clap.
When she posted the news, the internet did what it does best: lost its entire mind. Comments flooded in. Some people were proud. Some were confused. Some were just wondering how a woman with perfect eyeliner could also know constitutional law. Apparently, society still can’t compute that you can be hot and smart. Tragic.
Meanwhile, the haters are sweating. They’re typing essays about professionalism while she’s out here turning courtrooms into runways. They say her photos are “too spicy for a lawyer,” as if the legal system collapses every time a woman looks cute. Newsflash: the Constitution is still intact.
Now everyone wants to know what she’s doing next. Big firm? Own practice? Reality show? Motivational speaking? Taking over the entire Midwest? Honestly, all are possible. She didn’t just break the stereotype, she shredded it, set it on fire, and walked away in heels.
One thing is clear: the era of the boring lawyer is over. And Attorney Baddie is leading the new wave, smart, stylish, and unapologetically fabulous.
