Dr. Keith Hoerning apparently wishes he could prescribe himself a very strong dose of hindsight.
The married New York doctor is caught in a messy legal battle with his former mistress, Rosana Kissoon. Now, according to a new court filing, Hoerning says their affair was the “worst mistake of my life.”
That is quite a review for a relationship that apparently came with plenty of drama.
Hoerning, 51, is a wealthy family physician. Kissoon, 39, is his former Long Island stripper girlfriend. Their relationship has now turned into a chaotic legal fight.
Romance really knows how to make an exit.
According to the court filing, Hoerning responded to allegations from Kissoon with screenshots of alleged text messages between the pair. The messages are said to show tensions rising as their relationship began to collapse.
And apparently, things did not end with a polite “take care.”
Instead, Hoerning claims the messages documented what he described as escalating threats from Kissoon.
Kissoon filed a $1 million lawsuit in Suffolk County court against Hoerning — with whom she allegedly had an 18-month affair filled with fawning “I love you” texts — after he tried to get her arrested as their extramarital dalliance imploded, The Post previously reported.
The married man described the illicit affair as being the “worst mistake of his life” and claimed his substantial cash sums splashed at the temptress were not romantic gestures but were instead a response to her increasingly volatile demands — including threatening to “end” his family and have his father-in-law killed, according to the the filing obtained by the Mail.
In one text exchange, the stripper allegedly asked her married beau, “Are u willing to pay me to let this go and leave u alone?,” followed by a barrage of complaints that Hoerning only made time for his wife and not her.
“All I wanted was for you to try and make us happy. You never even try,” Kissoon allegedly wrote. “U are only doing this for that relationship not ours.”
But other exchanges between the pair paint a much more sordid picture of their scandalous lovefest.
The doctor’s filing gives his side of the increasingly bitter dispute. He also describes the affair itself in brutally simple terms.
His verdict? Worst mistake of his life.
That is not exactly the kind of review anyone wants attached to their name.
Kissoon allegedly threatened the life of Hoerning’s father-in-law after suggesting he was standing in the way of their illicit affair, one text exchange shows.
“I will get him killed,” the stripper allegedly wrote. “If he’s why we cant be together.”
Hoerning then allegedly responded with “I don’t want you to hurt anyone,” and repeatedly begged her to stop.
In another exchange, Kissoon allegedly ordered Hoerning, “From now on you will only pay me,” and followed up with another text minutes later declaring, “I want u dead.”
“If i [cant] be with u I’ll end ur family,” Kissoon allegedly threatened.
The married doctor allegedly apologized to Kissoon and wrote, “I’m sorry,” and “I don’t understand what happened.”
Hoerning is clearly trying to present his version of events. His filing includes reportedly messages that he believes support his claims about how the relationship deteriorated.
Kissoon, meanwhile, has her own side of the dispute.
Other alleged text exchanges reveal the pair fought over the exotic dancer blowing up the affair and exposing Hoerning’s infidelities to his wife and demanding money.
“I want it all,” Kissoon allegedly wrote. “You said you will pay for my car…You want her ok…It will be a price ok.”
“I can’t be if you keep acting this way,” Hoerning allegedly replied, and later admitted “I paid bc you told me.”
Kissoon allegedly admitted in another text thread, “It’s over…I never cared about u…I used u,” followed by nine separate messages that read, “I want to call her,” seemingly referencing Hoerning’s wife, Nicole.
“I don’t know why u are being like this…Please stop…Pleas [sic] just stop,” Hoerning allegedly begs in response.
In a sworn affirmation, Hoerning admitted, “I met Rosana Kissoon and developed a relationship with her that reflects the worst mistake of my life.”
“Capitalizing on my mistake, Ms Kissoon began demanding money from me on the threat of exposing our secret relationship to my family, and she engaged in other threatening and menacing behavior.”
“The present lawsuit appears to be an attempt to continue menacing and embarrassing me, now out in the spotlight of public litigation filings, even though the suit is completely meritless on its substance,” Hoerning claimed.
The doctor may have spent years helping patients deal with their problems. Unfortunately, there is no medical treatment for a relationship that has turned into a legal battle.
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