Simone Biles may have more Olympic medals than most people can count, but even she could not stick the landing on this one.
The gymnastics superstar recently revealed that she and her husband, NFL linebacker Jonathan Owens, were victims of a robbery before they left Chicago. And yes, her Porsche was involved.
Owens spent the 2025 season with the Chicago Bears before leaving the team in free agency for the Indianapolis Colts. But apparently, Chicago wanted to give the couple one final unforgettable memory.
Unfortunately, it was not exactly the kind of farewell anyone orders.
Simone Biles says 3 masked men broke into her Chicago home, stole Porsche 😳 pic.twitter.com/iO3GD931xw
— TMZ (@TMZ) September 22, 2026
Biles revealed that three masked men stole her Porsche while she and Owens were still in Chicago.
In a video posted Tuesday on social media, Biles said that “three men in masks came to our house and stole my Porsche” before they moved out of Chicago.
The car was recovered.
It’s not clear when the theft occurred. And while some have interpreted Biles’s quotes to mean that their home was invaded, that’s not entirely clear from her video.
Either way, it makes Owens the latest known NFL victim of a theft at his home.
Owens and Biles have already dealt with the usual madness that comes with being a high-profile sports couple. Their lives are filled with games, competitions, travel, cameras and social media.
Now they can add “car theft survivor” to the list.
Hopefully, the next chapter in Indianapolis is considerably quieter, because after having a Porsche stolen by masked men, the couple probably deserves a boring week.
No robberies, no drama, just football, gymnastics and a car that actually stays where they parked it.
