With Thanksgiving days away make sure after the big meal you’re cautious where and how you describe how bad you’re going to destroy the bathroom, or you could learn a hard lesson like Arthur Posey. This is classic “Two Americas” material, shout out to Bomani Jones. Read this, and yes this a real story.
A New Orleans man was arrested at a Willie’s Chicken Shack after allegedly claiming he was going to “blow the bathroom up.”
Employees told police Posey made a violent threat against the place — allegedly saying, “Y’all about to close right now because I’m going to get a bomb and blow this place up.”
When cops tracked down Posey, he claimed it was a giant misunderstanding — explaining he told staffers he was going to “blow the bathroom up” … meaning, he was gonna poop his brains out.
Now where I’m from I’ve said and heard this before and not ONCE thought someone was literally going to detonate explosives in a bathroom, thought never even crossed my mind. Any fair and or reasonable judge should laugh this out of court but most likely this guy is going to catch a charge for this. Whatever he ordered at Willie’s Chicken Shack either needs to be taken of the menu or evaluated by the health inspector if it gave Arthur explosive bubble guts. If he sets up a “Go Fund Me” I’ll put 5 on it. Let me know what you think in the mentions.