I will always believe that OJ Simpson is the dumbest individual on the planet.
Regardless if you think he got away with murder or not, the facts are that rarely does a black man is found innocent of murdering a white woman, when it appears he is the only suspect and all the evidence is against him.
It is the equalivent to finding a unicorn in your backyard.
As soon as that jury said “not guilty” I would have left the country or moved to some small quiet city, not spoke to anyone and just played golf and watched the Young and the Restless until I died.
But not OJ, he continually kept doing things that made you think that he maybe mentally retarded. It finally caught up to him when for some reason he thought he could bust into a Vegas hotel of all places with “goons” to get back some jerseys.
Regardless if he was in the right or wrong getting his stuff back, the legal system was just looking for a reason to get him in jail and he gave them one.
Haven’t really heard much about him in awhile, but this National Enquirer report claims that his prison stay isn’t necessarily going like Martha Stewart.
O.J. Simpson was beaten unconscious in a brutal prison yard attack, The ENQUIRER has learned exclusively. Inmates cheered as a muscular young skinhead knocked him to the ground, punching and kicking him to a bloody pulp and inflicting injuries so severe he secretly spent nearly three weeks in the infirmary before he recovered. The humiliating beating left 63-year-old Simpson in agony – and threw him into a spiral of depression so deep that he’s now afraid to venture out of his cell, divulge sources.
Unknown to the former NFL star, The Juice has been a marked man behind bars ever since white supremacists overheard him brag about his sexual conquests of beautiful white women.
It is the National Enquirer so take the report with a grain of salt, but seeing that is OJ, I would not be shocked if it is true.
OJ has at least six more years, before he can be released. Might want to keep those sexual conquest stories to himself.
*UPDATE*
OJ’s lawyer (how can he even afford one) says the entire story isn’t true, who do you believe?