I am just going to go with the assumption that during any major sporting event prostitution, stripping and brothel business goes way up.
But, if you want a tangible story on how that happens, check out what the girls from the Sherry’s Ranch in Pahrump, NV had to say according to TMZ Sports.
We spoke with a rep for Sherry’s Ranch in Pahrump, NV … who tells us the hotel connected to the brothel is filling up almost as fast as the women on staff!
“Judging from the brothel hotel bookings we have so far, we expect to see at least a 50% revenue increase this weekend and we expect to do very well for the remainder of March Madness” … the rep tells us.
Callie tells us … “If a guy really wants to have a great March Madness experience he needs to experience my special sports deprivation treatment. He comes into Sheri’s thinking he’s going to enjoy the game in our sports bar with some hot girls, but I’m going to abduct him, blindfold him, and take him to our BDSM chamber.”
“There I’m going to shackle him to our forced orgasm chair and, by the time I’m done with him, he’ll forget all about basketball … he might even forget his own name.”
Juna tells us … “My fantasy is to **** on a **** while making [a basketball fan] focus on the game.”
Mandi Love tells us … last March Madness she banged a frat boy in the backside with a John Holmes-style strap-on and is hoping to repeat in 2014.
Duke fans may want to partake in this now to drown their sorrows.