The Arizona Diamondbacks are putting a little twist at their concession stands this upcoming season. According to Sports Illustrated, the Dbacks have added an 18-inch long corn dog filled with cheese and bacon to their menu which clearly appeals to everything American. It’s big for no reason, and there is no reason anyone would ever need the nutritional content (or lack thereof) contained in a corn dog of this size and magnitude. Of course it comes with french fries because once again there isn’t anything more American than the…well umm french fry.
Here’s the kicker and most un-American part of the corn dog. While this could have been the next great thing around a baseball field, the Dbacks dropped the ball when they priced it at the eye-popping $25. Now last I checked, a man can buy 5 thongs at Victoria’s Secret for that price for his girl and get a lot more satisfaction from than buy than inhaling a corn dog that will most likely have your next date be at the local pharmacy for stomach problems.
Sorry Dbacks, but this might not have been a good decision on your part.