Adam Jones Wants to SPIKE Fans Running Onto Field
Late in the Orioles 14-5 win over the Yankees today, a couple of morons did what morons are apt to do and ran onto the Yankee Stadium outfield, which delayed the game until they were apprehended by security. Baltimore’s Adam Jones doesn’t care for such behavior, going so far as to let the two jackasses know just how he felt about their little stunt.
“I let them know how I felt, obviously a lot of choice words because I think it’s idiotic for people to run on the field and I think the punishment needs to be a lot harsher,” Jones said. “And they should let us have a shot to kick them with our metal spikes on because it’s stupid.
“You look like a [idiot] when you run on the field. We don’t go to any other events. We don’t go to other sporting events and do that to their jobs, but they come to ours and do that. I get it, you’re drunk and you want to be on SportsCenter. Your [butt] is going to jail with a fine, and you might not be allowed to come back to the ballpark.”
“I remember a couple of years ago, one dude broke his ankle in Baltimore,” Jones said. “I was laughing at him. I wish he shattered his femur because it’s stupid. It’s just plain old stupid. Anybody who does it, I wish the cops tase the living [crap] out of them. I wish that.”
So, so angry, but so, so right. Probably best to avoid Adam Jones if you’re planning to run onto any field where he’s playing, because if he got a hold of you I don’t think he’d know the meaning of quit when it came to teaching you a lesson.