Before I get to my man Dan Thorn, I need to talk to his co-anchor Sarah Pisciuneri. Listen Sarah, I understand working for Channel 59 in some random city in West Virginia, wasn’t your dream gig when you graduating from Journalism School, but don’t take it out on the big homie Dan.
See people like Dan end up leaving West Virginia and getting a high profile job, you know why Sarah? Because they don’t take themselves too seriously and act like a Petty Crocker when Bobby Shmurda is mixed with T.I.
I have some advice for you Sarah, go home, drink some wine and have some relations with someone, so you aren’t so cranky next time Dan wants to turn up.
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