It is the 11-year anniversary of the greatest Twitter story ever told.
This is a Christmas story about two guys on Twitter and Kobe Bryant.
@SnottieDippen (on the left) & @MyTweetsRealAF (on the right). It started very simply over a disagreement not about Kobe (in the end, though, it is about Kobe and respect), but Russell Westbrook (the language is a little rough, just an FYI). Mr. Drippen has a reputation of having the unique ability to get under people’s skin, so these types of conversations aren’t unusual for him. As of this writing, we aren’t aware of Mr. Real AF’s reputation, even though his Twitter says he’s an OG and prefers wife beaters and slippers to suits.
This is pretty stupid RT @MyTweetsRealAF: Russel Wetsbrook the best SG in the NBA right now.
— You are a bootlicker, babe. (@SnottieDrippen) December 25, 2014
Here is the greatest Christmas story of all time…
Lmao RT @MyTweetsRealAF: First, moron, that was sarcasm, in response to people saying the Lakers would be better w/o Kobe. @SnottieDrippen
— You are a bootlicker, babe. (@SnottieDrippen) December 25, 2014
Kone doesn't defend, he's killing ball movement, killing spacing, killing any other players rhythm, AND shooting like shit @MyTweetsRealAF
— You are a bootlicker, babe. (@SnottieDrippen) December 25, 2014
*buffoon. Idiot RT @MyTweetsRealAF: If you think the Lakers are better team without Kobe cuz of his shooting %, you are a bafoon. Lmaooo!!!!
— You are a bootlicker, babe. (@SnottieDrippen) December 25, 2014
Change his @ to "MyTweetsDumbAF
— You are a bootlicker, babe. (@SnottieDrippen) December 25, 2014
My Tweets Real AF decided it was time to show he wasn’t a punk.
.@MyTweetsRealAF you spent an hour saying the most stupid shit ever while you deep throat Kobe but I'M annoying? OH THE IRONY
— You are a bootlicker, babe. (@SnottieDrippen) December 25, 2014
This goes on for a little bit about Kobe and whatnot, just standard twitter bickering about sports, but then this happened.
Mr. Real AF did not like being labeled as not being real, so……..
It should be noted at this point either Mr. Drippen didn’t think Mr. Real AF would show, he just wanted Mr. Real AF to waste gas, or he considered actually fighting him, but whatever the reason, he accepted the challenge.
And yup, San Diego. RT @MyTweetsRealAF: Loser??? I bet I don't lose the fight!!! Lmaoo! You in San Diego right??? @SnottieDrippen
— You are a bootlicker, babe. (@SnottieDrippen) December 25, 2014
You just proved yourself the most pathetic twitter dickhead of 2014, bro. Congrats. You're stupid AND lame. Weirdo. @MyTweetsRealAF
— You are a bootlicker, babe. (@SnottieDrippen) December 25, 2014
Mr. Real AF decided to get in his car and make the drive.
Mr. Drippen did not show up at the meeting point either because he was in Arizona with his mom eating roast or he feared Mr. Real AF would do bodily harm to him.
I'm at my mom's crib chillin RT @StretchCameron: @SnottieDrippen Christmas Day fade on deck? Damn. You didn't even get to see Lakers-Bulls
— You are a bootlicker, babe. (@SnottieDrippen) December 26, 2014
Nobody. I'm at mom's crib in AZ eating roast pork. I told him meet me in Temecula RT @DMArtestQB: @SnottieDrippen lol. Who u fighting. Lol
— You are a bootlicker, babe. (@SnottieDrippen) December 26, 2014
This goes on for another hour or so (and it continues to go on), but you get the gist at this point, so what is the final verdict?
Actually, I don’t care, but enough of you will read this post, so I make enough money to start buying gifts for me for next Christmas.
HAPPY HOLIDAYS!!
*UPDATE*
ESPN Bomani Jones & Mr. AF have a Twitter conversation about respect. First, Bomani gave his thoughts on the situation.
FLIP THE PAGE TO SEE WHAT BO AND MR. AF TALKED ABOUT….
