Wait…what?
A woman named Stephanie Miller was arrested for assaulting her boyfriend after he refused to have sex with her in a burrito bar bathroom.
Via Crime Feed:
According to Miller’s boyfriend, Matthew Stattery, on May 11 (Mother’s Day), the couple was happily drinking themselves silly at Sullivan’s Irish Pub when Stephanie began “throwing sandwiches in the bar,” and the pair was forced to make their exit.
The drunken lovebirds then strolled across the street to El Burrito Loco for dinner.
That’s when Miller went loco…in the men’s bathroom.
According to the police report, Miller began stripping and begging Slattery to have sex with her. When he refused, Miller allegedly “became upset and struck Matthew’s head off the wall while he was utilizing the restroom.”
When officers arrived a “heavily intoxicated” Miller was sitting on the bathroom floor. You might not be surprised to find out that she had a big bottle of prescription painkillers in her purse that didn’t have her name on it. As an explanation for the contraband, “Stephanie claimed she carries her mother’s medication on her.”
Miller was charged with domestic battery and unlawful possession of a controlled substance. She’s being held in Cook County Jail on $75,000 bond.
Safe to say Miller was ‘Drunk in love.’