Roman Reigns is coming – The next ‘Next Big Thing’ cut a promo via satellite announcing that his recovery is going great and he” be back a month from now, so basically just in time for the Royal Rumble. The biggest thing to take away from this was just how great Reigns promo actually was, the injury seems to have given him time to work on his biggest weakness.
Miz and Mizdow defeat Gold and Stardust, the Usos and Los Matadores via pinfall – Your new WWE Tag Team Champions…. Mizdow! Oh and the Miz. Seriously the finishing sequence was awesome, a massive top rope suplex involving both Matadores and both Dust brothers, followed by an Uso splash, followed by Mizdow tagging Miz and stealing the pin for the gold. I’m all in on the Mizdow bandwagon folks. The crowd boos Miz and cheers Mizdow as they celebrate, during which Miz holds both titles and Mizdow doesn’t touch the gold.
The Bunny and Adam Rose defeat Slater Gator via pinfall – Basically this was used to tease an Adam Rose-Bunny match as the Bunny got the win following a flying dropkick and totally ignored Rose’s call for a tag. The Rose Buds celebrate with the Bunny as Rose looks on in shock. Rose pushed his whole cult thing in a promo before the match and called himself God so yeah, I guess they’re going there.
Team Natalya defeats Team Paige – Clean sweep for the Total Divas face team. The match had some good spots and got a decent amount of time. One highlight was Tyson Kidd stealing the spotlight from Natalya during the post-match celebration.
Fandago defeats Justin Gabriel via pinfall – Fandango was aggressive and had a new haircut and yeah.
Nikki Bella defeats AJ Lee via pinfall – So umm, Nikki won the Diva’s Title after Brie hopped on the apron and kissed AJ before Nikki hit her with a Rack Attack for the win in about 18 seconds. You know, kind of the same way AJ Lee kissed Brie’s husband Daniel Bryan before he lost his title in 18 seconds at WrestleMania so yeah. Oh and Brie celebrated with Nikki because they’re friends again or something.