Today an NYC rat was caught on video carrying an ENTIRE slice of pizza down a flight of subway stairs. Only on social media can a rats exploits be compared to a struggling rushing champion.
I mean, look at these moves. He is literally running downhill. Fielding calls from the Eagles already. pic.twitter.com/Qiku42MHcI (Via @DNAinfo)
— Jay Busbee (@jaybusbee) September 21, 2015
You have to feel for DeMarco Murray, who’s practical been out rushed by ever player in the league.