Redskins Trying to Trade RG3 on Craigslist For Ruby Tuesday Coupon

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I don’t even know how to describe the Redskins at this point.

I don’t think the Kardashians are a good comparison because the Kardashians are über successful and the Redskins are not. Maybe they are like one of those reality show families that get caught in a scandal and then they have to cancel show.

They are some mash-up of Teen Moms and Basketball Wives.

What is really sad is how accurate this Craigslist ad description actually is.

RG3 Ad

I am looking to barter a EUC QB. There is nothing wrong with the QB as stated by numerous doctors. Interested in all offers. O-line, D-line, linebacker, safety, corners, anyone that can tackle. Got a gift certificate to Ruby Tuesday? Let’s talk. Anything here people. All I can do is say no. (I won’t.) Take this QB off my hands before I have to cut him.

I will not respond to texts. No “tire kickers” please, these legs have been put through the wringer, but are perfectly capable of playing in the NFL if you get him out of our Charlie Foxtrot organization. I will respond to e-mails daily with a little bit of a smirk and a short answer that may change tomorrow morning if management tells me what I said was wrong.

Please, I’m begging here.

I feel bad for the players, specifically RG3, Cousins and McCoy, who all seem to be decent guys getting the life sucked out of them in DC.

H/T @Jsmith6919

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