GOP candidate and Presidential hopeful Ted Cruz has vehemently stated that he’s not interested in confiscating your sex toys. This story came about after a Mother of Jones piece hit the interweb which contained statements made by Cruz which insinuated that he is against dildos, self pleasure and all of that other good stuff.
According to Buzzfeed, Cruz was then interrogated by WABC radio host Curtis Silwa about these claims as well as banning anything else that may sexually stimulate you. Here’s Cruz million dollar answer:
Look, of course not, it’s a ridiculous question, and of course not. What people do in their own private time with themselves is their own business and it’s none of government’s business.
Your dildos are safe.
