The man upstairs is thanked for a multitude of reasons and thanks to Republican Congressional candidate Mike Webb, he can now add exposing yahoo porn search tabs to that list.
According to reports, the Virginia electoral hopeful is known for taking screen shots of his web browsing activities to share with constituents what he is researching. This week that list also included “Ivone Sexy Amateur” and “Layla Rivera Tight Booty.” But Webb cares not what you think about his studies. When the discovery was made in the screen shot picture, he thanked God for putting his exploits on display in order to teach a greater lesson or so he says before he deleted the emphasis post. Gawker was able to rescue the important pieces for our needs.
Curious by nature, I wanted to test the suggestion that somehow, lurking out in the pornographic world there is some evil operator waiting for the one in a gazillion chance that a candidate for federal office would go to that particular website and thereby be infected with a virus that would cause his or her FEC data file to crash the FECfile application each time that it was loaded on the day of the filing deadline, as well as impact other critical campaign systems. Well, the Geek Squad techs testified to me, after servicing thousands of computers at the Baileys Crossroads location that they had never seen any computer using their signature virus protection for the time period to acquire over 4800 viruses, 300 of which would require re-installation of the operating system. We are currently awaiting their attempt at recovery of files on that machine accidentally deleted when they failed to backup files before re-installation, a scenario about which Matthew Wavro speculated openly to me before we were informed by the Geek Squad that that had indeed occurred….
Take that evil empire! He goes on to say…
But, now let me tell you the results of my empirical inquiry that introduced me to Layla and Ivone. Around Powerball lottery time, January 9, 2016, I calculated the odds that my friend Rev. Howard John Wesley and I working independently arrived at the same prayer plan, and I was able to determine that there was about a one in a billion chance that that could have occurred in the way that it did.
Yeah that makes perfect sense…
But, that is the news that will never be printed, but no matter. We found a few more “silent majority” worms today, but we also picked up a few more of the faithful. So, not a bad day, at all.
To make a long story short, he was doing research and was only there for the articles. Yes, exactly.